Logan: Jen Price, I'm in love with you!
Jessie: Good thing, because you made out with her yesterday
Logan: 3 hours!
Jessie: And it was on the clock! You're like a prostitute!
Jen: I need a new person to make out with in the bay
Logan: WHAT?! I have obsolessed!
Jen: I'm a voodoo doll!
Logan: I can help myself
Jen: No you can't; there's a whole book industry for that.
Jen at staff meeting: You mean we have all of New York in this library?!
Jen: You taid no pension to me!
Jessie: I taid a lotta pension to you!
Logan: I'm not talking to either of you.
Jessie: The dirty water hid from me.
Logan: It hates you.